Nani the fakku did omae just fakku-ing iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo 3, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi will korosu anata the fakku out with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu’d before on kono continent, mark watashino fakku-ing words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, okaa-san fakka. As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that will korosu the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anata no jinsei desu. You’re fakku-ing shinimashita’d, akachan.

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