Sergeant Malon
it's actually me   New York, United States
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the one, the only person who jokes about the phrase "do not come into physical contact with myself" (i doubt that but hey)

before you leave a comment on my profile telling me how bad i am at video games, remember, you're also terrible at them :)
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I fall in love with anyone based on their anime avatars
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last played on 2 Jan
Crime Boss: Rockay City
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Bully: Scholarship Edition
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Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
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Tagortis 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:27pm 
Watch the Oshi No Ko anime, coming spring 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!
stoic apeman 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44pm 
REMEMBER YOUR PROMISE TO MERINO
Sejo 10 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm 
neo coming out of the matrix tank and not cooperating and just jacking off a lot
heartfeltfancy 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:55am 
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Tagortis 28 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm 
This guys misses the old aqua
stoic apeman 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm 
BOOSH