Wowza! It's been quite a while since a video game exhilerated me as much as this one.

The rush of excitement that came over me upon finally seeking out my kayaking gear and plopping my floppy teddy ass in that canoe really got me in the mood for my first ever breathtaking kayak adventure.
Along the way I met a diverse shower of woodland folk from a pervy old crab to a gang of french bastards blocking my path. Unfortunately, the grizzly ass voice-acting from the lady squirrel character, who's super hot btw, scared me away for good.

Perhaps one day I might be able to return to the world of Teddy Floppy Ear and finally conclude my epic journey but until then, I am a lesser man.

Wowza! It's been quite a while since a video game exhilerated me as much as this one. The rush of excitement that came over me upon finally seeking out my kayaking gear and plopping my floppy teddy ass in that canoe really got me in the mood for my first ever breathtaking kayak adventure. Along the way I met a diverse shower of woodland folk from a pervy old crab to a gang of french bastards blocking my path. Unfortunately, the grizzly ass voice-acting from the lady squirrel character, who's super hot btw, scared me away for good. Perhaps one day I might be able to return to the world of Teddy Floppy Ear and finally conclude my epic journey but until then, I am a lesser man.