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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Alyx Vance. That perfect, curvy body. Those beautiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Alyx pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Volvo create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
Pubblicata in data 27 maggio.
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Hoshimachi Suisei. That perfect, curvy body. Those beautiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Suisei pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Yagoo and Nari create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
Pubblicata in data 24 maggio.
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The learning curve is for most likely to be like being born a sickly spartan toddler and thrown off a cliff - it's great. But on other hand it can or even should be played lazily.

It's not that programming is any hard, it is lots of logic, dynamics and required self improvement in bitburner that are hardest, other games are a joke.

The downside seems to be that normally it is super slow simulation, which keeps working in simpler terms offline as well. You start with a worse than 2010 tier alcoholic's PC in 2077. Then you might make billions per second, but preferably at least 1 trillion per second with it. Finding the best route to that is quite a galaxy brain efficiency task, you can theoretically buy 1 exabyte of RAM, but running thousands of scripts is not gonna end well. Overall there are options for different journeys (even harder) and worlds to beat, which could be called massive game content, which may possibly take forever.
Pubblicata in data 12 maggio 2023.
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i'll be real. it's not even a strategic game, because it is completely one-sided and biased, it only simulates roman tincans steamrolling everyone else. other people mysteriously forgot to wear their exclusively invented armor.

since there's only one type of viable unit, it is not even tactical, also insanely slow and that's why i'd prefer attila TW at least, or older quality editions; just like "napoleon TW" is ~nothing about napoleonic warfare - so R2TW seems about nothing real or serious (NTW has nice multiplayer tho)

it skips the important era when everyone else was beating poor romans, probably at their own tricks, and this is hard to call fun or a full experience, besides the deranged pricing on all / any dlcs; they are even currently hidden, because current thing is important to devs with attention span of a pet rock

systems as always are silly, not enjoyable and only try to hinder you pointlessly while it can be bypassed with tedium, that again makes it slower for no reason; it was already hardly historical, so why bother - it all leads to effortless winning, except it's not even convenient

now this sounds worse than Imperator Rome
Pubblicata in data 22 gennaio 2023.
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♥♥♥ is not the prettiest of games

but your thirst is mine and my water is yours

this would be impossible without my federal reserve of lava and moisture farmers
Pubblicata in data 21 gennaio 2023.
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pathologic games are nothing about disempowerment compared to this ungame, spoilers won't affect your doom

might be the saddest story ever, in most horrible way, it is like pure horror (dystopia would be only disgusting - here you cannot do anything as well); maybe for hopelessly depressed it'd look fine instead; it does what it says - it is unpleasant, it is for utter masochists

it is not real (so it was told), but too real; they even admit they are selfish bastards, that makes it worse; limited actors may still have more personality than many humans, very ironic for cliche

fun fact: author has nearly 0 talents and skills, it can be felt, but this is what can be made, though mostly by hands of others, but he still couldn't talk to a girl

this isn't some game where i can reset and try something different. screw the literature club. screw the festival. i just... lost my best friend. someone i grew up with. she's gone forever now. nothing i do can bring her back.
never.
never.


but a poem is never actually finished.
it just stops moving.
Pubblicata in data 20 gennaio 2023.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand history. The politics is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical religion most of the ideas will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nietzsche's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into history's characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The history buffs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these topics, to realize that they're not just important- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who watch Extra Credits: History truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Friedrich's existential catchphrase "God is dead," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those Extra Credit fans scratching their heads in confusion as...
Pubblicata in data 11 gennaio 2023.
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P2 is a FAR better remake, hardly feel confused with such a great introduction, the "familiarly alien setting" suddenly makes sense, actually too much sense in everything there

there is quite realistic sense of presence and town feels alive (no easy cheesy winning too), i'm not sure what other game ever made to that level - of not having pointless npcs that are even unrealistically ugly

the 1st old game was ironically praised by some, yet 2nd does everything better, what does that mean? that it didn't try hard enough, or seems as if they messed up even the little bits, which they realized years later; p1 intended mode feels like an overdrawn tutorial that is also a wild goose chase (p2 would be freeform, but otherwise hardened and definitely got me interested)

p1 had the town feel hostile, while it is COMPLETE opposite, it's almost some utopia, where people are innocent and naive... at least until disaster hits; NPCs are often silly beating bags that bore, but not here

the old 1 - doesn't even feel dreamy, just lame, unfinished - first thing your own character wants is to "leave this hole" (impossible); in 2nd - who would mind taking a walk? who would hate locals? it is remade as intended and you probably wouldn't ask yourself why are you doing it, why are you helping? it is all around natural, immersive if you will
Pubblicata in data 10 gennaio 2023.
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(probably) unique: it's a 3D adventurous random "open" world with some terraforming (+lidl dark souls); building system is decent, your homebase gets attacked, but don't see it used for beauty / combat / utility, tis fortified camps

compared to some terraria - world is incredibly massive, but thus rather monotonous with few biomes; and it is one of most poorly tedious games to progress in, so that is not really fun, the "challenge" is mostly this tedium - try mine superheavy ores in a hostile black forest and then somehow painfully haul them to safety, that is the first steps

fps is easily awful, while graphics are laughable (also 20-30 fps is not really noticeable, maybe because animations are low effort? not a problem, but not nice) and draw distance is silly compared to how massive world is, i cannot even see my house from a nearby beach; many problems must have stemmed from being "coop" / mp game and thus getting "balanced" in horrible ways (maybe it could be fun coop, but that just multiplies problems, and content is limited anyway)

i was told devs basically didn't add anything of note in years; yet again i see decently popular developer buy a ferrari and leave

7/11, this game felt like it's telling me that it has no potential or future interest
Pubblicata in data 4 dicembre 2022. Ultima modifica in data 4 dicembre 2022.
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you get 2 orbs in front of your face, game design which deeply resonates with my world view

usually i find a million flaws, but not in this one, not today, PoE's design is quite genius

it is simply fun / varied / long game to play, if you compare to D2(R) it's hopelessly outdated, while all the problems are fixed here

what were dumb class limits is made free for creativeness here - this is fine for casuals and a massive playground for total tryhards as well (though yes it is super complex eventually, and silly choices can be made)

apparently people play forever and often anew in even brief challenge leagues - which means it is fun to restart your progress, which can hardly be said elsewhere

it is an ACTION rpg and that means you have to dodge stuff, even as a mage - boss fights are intense - if played too dumb, you may die in literal tutorial start map, it stays freshly challenging

while it may have mmo-tier features - it is mostly played solo anyway (played some of ancient early access and seen a 2018 review - they'd note server lags, but now i haven't seen them and ping is better than in shooters)

the sole flaw to think of is fundamental - PoE must be the best time killer of all, even the greatest games could be barely capable of that, especially over years; i was amazed 10+ years ago and it still is amazing
Pubblicata in data 13 novembre 2022.
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