somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers I realized that this injustice cannot go unsettled, for the rest of your life in your most private moments know that i, the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence. i hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.

-rep didnt offer to kiss me

-rep resorted to camping and tunneling while being looped

When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

Enlightened me...

The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?

Garfield.

The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man.

And then there is a cat... Garfield.

This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...

You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war...

Hey bro! Add me pls!

+rep fluent English good aim :)