I've had a TSA agent once that pulled me over as I was leaving New York going back to Florida and he said it felt like I had something so he wanted to search me. So he did, then he asked if I was wearing two pants. I said no. He then asked to perform another search, and he damn near grabs my ♥♥♥♥ and balls and then again says "you seem like you're wearing two pants." I told him- "I am not wearing two pants, you want me to show you?" and then I started pulling my pants slightly down on the front to show him my underwear. I ♥♥♥♥ you not I would I have stripped right there naked if he kept with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about two pants, it was starting to piss me off since everyone else was waiting on me to get through. ♥♥♥♥ TSA.

+rep twink

Tacos are like ♥♥♥♥, tasty and full of sour cream.

Most sweetest cute spider i have ever met!! <3

____🐸🐸🐸🐸____🐸🐸🐸
___🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸__🐸🐸🐸🐸
__🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐸🐸🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
🐸🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐸🐸🐸♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🔴🔴🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🔴🔴🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🐸🐸🐸🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Man this Profile Comments looks like someones private Chat

⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔
⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘
⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎
⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗
⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷
⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟
⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰
⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊
⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌
⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁

My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. All this and I'm still in high school.

♥♥♥♥

....................,,-'´ . . . _,,,,,';:-,...................
....................,-(c\ \`;-=´,_,-~-, \`...............
..................,/ . . .¯'\, º ,/.'-~°,' .¯`'-,...........
................../ . . . . . .¯,_ ~--~',, . . .'\..........
.................| . . . . . . . . ¯¨¨¨(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅­­­­­­­м̲̅­­­a̲­̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n­̲­­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_̅_­̅­_­̅() ڪے
.................| . . . . . . . , . . . .`'-, . . . |..........
................/\ . . . . . . ."-,,,-'~-~' . . . '|..........
.............,/'`\,`'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\..........
░█▀▄░█░█░█▀█░░█▀▀░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀█░
░█░█░█░█░█▀▀█░▀▀█░░█░░█▀▀░█▀▀░
░▀▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀░░░

f-word

W: John I want a divorce

J: Divorce… HAHAHAA

W: It’s not funny john and you know it’s been coming for a long time.

J: Well… divorce HAHAHA.

W: Why do always laugh when I’m upset?

J: Oh, every time you say divorce you look so cute HAHAHAHAHA.

W: I’m serious this time john

J: Serious...

W: I’m absolutely serious. And you’re treating this like it’s some kind of game. I’m tired of it John.

J: We love games.

W: Not anymore. Not your kind of games. Your games are cruel.

*John looks pretty sad*

J: DIVORCE! HAHAHAHA!

Metal boxes

listen up libtard you have two minutes to delete your twitter account before i mail an anthrax package to your house NO BLUE CHECK MARKS ARE SAFE

meme

you think you're so cool with your stick? bullying citizens, you didn't see what I did, my brothers did, the captain did, when I was a Child COMBINES forced me and the other Kids to construct Cremator heads everyday I saw another of my friends die right before my eyes we were forced to work forced to build monsters while standing next to the guts of our friends the only smell in that hellhole was the smell of the blood of my brothers that was the hell I was in, those are the only memory's of my childhood the captain saved me from that hell, he and his men the burned the whole factory into the ground he was a god in my eyes, he saved us he freed us, made us men he made us soldiers I'm happy to die here, for his cause is my life, everything I am Belongs to him.

♥♥♥♥

omg you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what, you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, how can you not see how well animated and designed this series is? you just havent seen the whole series yet, you'll change your mind, the series has an amazing plot and well developed, VERY well DEVLEOPED characters.

If you cant fathom this then you should just uninstall steam and leave our amazing work of art alone.

……..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _„„--~'''''~-„: : : : '|
……..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_„„-: : : : : : : : ~--„_: |'
………|::::::|: : : „--~~'''~~''''''''-„…_..„~''''''''''''¯|
………|:::::,':_„„-|: : :_„---~: : :|''¯¯''''|: ~---„_: ||
……..,~-,_/'': : : |: :( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) : |: : : :|:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)): \..|
……../,'-,: : : : : ''-,_______,-'': : : : ''-„_____|
……..\: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :„: : : : :-,: : : : : : : :\
………',:': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'__: : : :_',: : : : ;: ,'
……….'-,-': : : : : :___„-: : :'': : ¯''~~'': ': : ~--|'
………….|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :: : :|
………….'|: \: : : : : : : : -,„_„„-~~--~--„_: :: |
…………..|: \: : : : : : : : : : : :-------~: : : : : |

lol

memes

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ beep beep
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ gay porn delivery
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄​▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀(@)▀

We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers.

Dear Mr. President.
My name is Peter.
My sister is Dasha.
Our friends Lisa & Andrew
came over today & drew a penis

Um feliz dias das mães pra senhora sua mãe aquela mulher de respeito ^‿^

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
BROFIST ...........

╔═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╝

......................._______
...................../.|.-.-.-.-.-.|
..................../..|.-.-.-.-.-.|
...................|...|.-.-.-.-.-.|
......_______.|__|.-.-.-.-.-.|_________
.../.|.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.|
../..|.-.-.-.-.-CAESAAAAAAAR.-.-.-.-|
.|...|__________.-.-.-.-.-.__________|
.|./................/..|.-.-.b .-.-|.............../
./________../....|-.-.-.-.-.-.|_______/
.................|.....|.-.-.r -.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.i .-.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.p .-.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.- -.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-JoJo-.-|
.................|.....|_______|

......................._______
...................../.|.-.-.-.-.-.|
..................../..|.-.-.-.-.-.|
...................|...|.-.-.-.-.-.|
......_______.|__|.-.-.-.-.-.|_________
.../.|.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.|
../..|.-.-.-.-.-J.....E....S....U....S.-.-.-.-|
.|...|__________.-.-.-.-.-.__________|
.|./................/..|.-.-.L .-.-|.............../
./________../....|-.-.-.-.-.-.|_______/
.................|.....|.-.-.O -.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.V .-.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.E .-.-|
.................|.....|.-.-.S -.-.|
.................|.....|.-.-.- .-.-.|
.................|.....|.-.YOU.-|
.................|.....|_______|

WHAT ARE THOSE?

A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM

MY NAME JEFF

9+10=21

DEEZ NUTS

MY ANDACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NON UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing

Play💏With His Balls🍒Not⛔His Feelings🌈😪✋Make His ♥♥♥♥ Cry😻💦Not🚫⛔His Eyes👀💧😭👎Break⛔The Bed😈🍆Not His Heart💔😔✌💯

DAM ♥♥♥♥ YOU GAY AHAHAHHA

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
NO I DON'T WANT THAT! t('^'t) I'M VERY HUNGRY

....................,,-'´ . . . _,,,,,';:-,...................
....................,-(c\ \`;-=´,_,-~-, \`...............
..................,/ . . .¯'\, º ,/.'-~°,' .¯`'-,...........
................../ . . . . . .¯,_ ~--~',, . . .'\..........
.................| . . . . . . . . ¯¨¨¨(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅­­­­­­­м̲̅­­­a̲­̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n­̲­­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_̅_­̅­_­̅() ڪے
.................| . . . . . . . , . . . .`'-, . . . |..........
................/\ . . . . . . ."-,,,-'~-~' . . . '|..........
.............,/'`\,`'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\..........
░█▀▄░█░█░█▀█░░█▀▀░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀█░
░█░█░█░█░█▀▀█░▀▀█░░█░░█▀▀░█▀▀░
░▀▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀░░░

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Blood for the blood gods

'twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
when out in the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
Then out in the lawn
I saw a big ♥♥♥♥
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber ♥♥♥♥
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all

Lasagna!

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine
It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

penis