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J: Divorce… HAHAHAA
W: It’s not funny john and you know it’s been coming for a long time.
J: Well… divorce HAHAHA.
W: Why do always laugh when I’m upset?
J: Oh, every time you say divorce you look so cute HAHAHAHAHA.
W: I’m serious this time john
J: Serious...
W: I’m absolutely serious. And you’re treating this like it’s some kind of game. I’m tired of it John.
J: We love games.
W: Not anymore. Not your kind of games. Your games are cruel.
*John looks pretty sad*
J: DIVORCE! HAHAHAHA!
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My name is Peter.
My sister is Dasha.
Our friends Lisa & Andrew
came over today & drew a penis
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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And all through the house
Everybody felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
when out in the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
Then out in the lawn
I saw a big ♥♥♥♥
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber ♥♥♥♥
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine
It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh