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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 4:55pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 3:25am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 8:39am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:23pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 10:42am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 6:16am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:37am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:36am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 8:02am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 6:57am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:37am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 12:10pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:31am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 11:56am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:07pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:13am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 8:35am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:51am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:37am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:08am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:14am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:04am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:47am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 1:11pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:56pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 4:55pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:58am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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