Nugetian Meat-cycle got me tweaked

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1 in length, -5.4in girth) unstuck from a mini M&M tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Tell your friend the point down is pretty ironic for an overlevel wizard that only spammed glinstone BS in a 3v1.

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It’s Morbin time!🧛
FAQ

What does this mean?
It’s time for Morbin.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons I may deem you morbin-able to be worthy of being morbed. These include, but are not limited to:
I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able

I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake.