HOLY LACTATING LLAMA NIPPLE. IS THAT A SMELTER IN FALKREATH?

YOU BET YOUR TENDER-LOVING LEFT NUT IT IS.

F*** THAT LAME ♥♥♥ FORGE AND GRINDER. THIS IS THE REAL OG S***. I AM LITERALLY VOMITING OUT OF MY R3CTUM IN SHEER JOY OF THIS SMELTER SENT FROM THE GODS ITSELF.

HAS YOUR DUMBF***ING ♥♥♥♥ NOSED FALMER SELF FOUND YOURSELF IN THAT GODS FORSAKEN TOWN OF FALKREATH AND NEED TO SMELT SOME S*** FOR YOUR ORGY? NOT A PROBLEM, JUST GO BEHIND THAT A**HOLE BLACKSMITH HOUSE AND IT'S PLOPPED RIGHT THERE ON THE GROUND.

STICK YOUR D!CK IN IT.

JUST ONE SMELT AND YOUR SHOVEL WILL HAVE ONE GIANT ORGY.

EVERY NIGHT I GAVE EROTIC FANTASIES ABOUT THIS SMELTER IN FALKREATH. THIS MOTHERF***ER SMELTS SO MANY INGOTS IN AN INSTANT. EVER SINCE I SAW THAT SMELTER, I IMMEDIATELY TOOK OFF MY SHIRT, POURED BABY OIL ALL OVER MYSELF, AND STARTED AROUSING PEOPLE WITH MY LEFT NIPPLE.


WHAT THE LITERAL F*** ARE YOU WATING FOR YOU SHLONG BISCUIT? TO GET THIS B**** ♥♥♥♥ MOD JUST HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, OR GO TO 1800-IHAVEABONER.COM TO GET THAT INGOT BIRTHING B**** INTO YOUR GAME.