I know it's easy to become excited and to just want to rush in, but you cant do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you gotta eat, some bootyholes you gotta finger, some bootyholes you gotta prepare. You just cannot rush in, ESPICALLY if you got a big ♥♥♥♥. Like, you gotta be sensitive to the bottom, like you gotta learn to take your time and I understand especially if they got a fat ass and you've been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait I get it. But at the end of the day we gotta be just a little bit more sensitive and remember that a bootyhole is not a wagina you cannot just rush up in that thang, you gotta take your time.

BE CAREFUL SPONGEBOB

Alright who tf liked my Leon picture

So I heard you like dead memes.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Burger King foot lettuce. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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