Time to twirl

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The Great Purge

why u unadd me?

Alright people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker... I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only "Spider-Man". I’m pretty sure you know the rest. You see saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices -- don’t invest in a Spider-themed restaurant... Then like fifteen years passed blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion. ‘Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me

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