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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:18am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:09am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:05am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:09am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:06am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:10am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:57am

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:57am

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:43am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:21am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24am

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:03am

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:05am

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:21am

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:57am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:36am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:39am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:44am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:06am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:44am

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:52am



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.