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Sammydecafthethird

Sam of sammyville

Canada

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Anime Girl

100 XP

I USED TO BE INTO FORTNITE, YEAH, SURE, WE ALL HAD THAT KIND OF PHASE. IT DOESENT MEAN I WANNA KEEP DATING MY FORNITE BOYEFREIND AND KEEP INVITING HIM EVERY TIME I WANNA HAVE A PARTY.

yo man, i bought a mountain dew once? worst mistake of my life. because when i left the convenience store, i realized i actually wanted grape soda! i tried to get a refund, but they wouldn't let me buy a new one! i left the store, and then I saw a man with sunglasses. The man turned, then the man approached me, i was scared he might know of my mistake. he looked like he was both angry, and deeply, undeniably disturbed. the man's dissapointment was as clear as a pool of refreshing dasani sparkling water. Then he said "hey man, i heard you bought that mountain dew? bad luck man, that's gotta hurt. feels bad man." the man wearing sunglasses turned around, and walked away. i felt terrified by the man's sudden dissapearance, so sudden, that it was as if he had vanished. so i quickly turned my entire body and left. however, the moment i did, i tripped, and my mountain dew regrets spilled onto the ground. the moral of the story is dont buy mountain dew when you could buy grape soda.

This is what heppens wehn i play GOD you godamb ingrates im too talented for this and this is u etrnal buishment i give you da mangum opus and you will like if if you dont than you dont like mspaint and if you dont like mspaint then youre a non mspaint liker,

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and thats ok i guess i mean we can find other interests do you like jojo;s?

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THE SAGEA OF GIRRL BATH WATER

THE SAGEA OF BATH WATER

sam:

so, i got a favour to ask,

i invested my lifes savings on gamer girl bath water...
but i need some more to make a full return
i need used bath water
plz
im homeless until the market rises up
much like the gamers rose up in 1804
im running out of water
i might have to drink gamer girl water soon to survive
plz

J:

I mean if there is an actual market for my used bathwater I am not working ever again, just bubble baths 24/7

sam

yeah, as long as youre a true gamer girl
theres gonna be a huge market for it next year
because the manlet virgin fortnite players will have drank the avaliable stock
its a very good investment for me, and a very good career choice for you\
so let me, help you, take your bath water

J:

So I better start collecting it now so it's nice and aged next year

sam:

yeah

J:

2019, a very good year for bathwater

sam:

meanwhile, we have to stop belle delphine
she's planning to break the gamer girl bath water market
by bathing in the ocean
once she does
the entire world
will be gamer girl bath water
she will have a monopoly
she must be stopped
only with the power of your dirty bathwater

J:

OHH MY GOOD!

sam:

i can hope to hire enough mercenaries to murder her in her own home
because i dont have one
so im gonna take hers

''':::::::::::::::::::::::'''

J:

wait what do I get out of all this

sam:

a couple steam emotes, a one week vacation at trump towers, and my old house

J:

can I get trump towers and a one week vacation at your old house

sam:

trick answer,
they both dont exist

pranked

THUS ENDS THE STORY OF GIRL GAMER JUICE, THE FEMALE PLAYER GEL,
THE WOMAN MEDIA CONSUMER CARNAL LIQUID.

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