Recent reviews by Batman #Turnip2024

Most fun you'll get for a quarter

Better than Advanced warfare, but we know 1/2 the purchases were for the remaster ;)

Football with cars. 10/10.

So, I started this game.
Awe and wonder were in my eyes as one who had only heard of the legend called "GTA" and had never played GTA. Ever.
I know......

EDIT: Apparently after becoming #3 on the reviews on the GTA V store page, my review got removed?
After more research, I've noticed that all my "Funny" Votes are gone.

Pros:
beautiful
open world
online play has a lot of options
First person is a cool option, but wasn't particularly enjoyable for me.
Runs great
Great Nvidia Surround support (3 monitors)

Cons:
No male strippers.

8/10 Girls want to have fun too, You know....

Don't do it.
I laughed at reviews and thought it might be an enjoyable trippy game.
It's so weird and messed up. Disable sound and turn off your monitor while you idle for cards.
I wet my pants and ♥♥♥♥ the bed and stayed up for 3 days crying.

some kind of minecraft Dayz clone?
Tutorial was terrible, explained in no way how to play the game, only movement (duhhh)
At the end of the tutorial, insults are said and you are told to hop into a game.
now let's enter a world... okay... nothing... nothing, nothing.... Keep walking....
Nothing....
And the suddenly out of nowhere...
nothing...
Oh hey! Something!?!
A road.
Which leads to zombies.
who gave me 70 damage in 3 hits? Okay.
Also, Zombies can't climb latters or swim. They simply pile up trying to do what they can't.

1/10 Didn't crash for me.

Woodle Tree adventures!

FREE PROMO ON Indiegala.

BATMAN IS AWESOME
game rating 5/10
BATMAN RATING 127/10

2D side scrolling milking of the Batman Video Game series..
It's not bad if you like basic puzzles, with a convienient Detective mode to give you all the answers, and simple mashing punch/kick button to "Beat 'Em Up"

Valve's take on Zombies.
9/10 better then all zombie games EXEPT The Walking Dead.

The Sky IS Actually REALLY BIG.

Reminded me of old arcade space shooters cx

Can shoot stuff. Stuff blows up. 10/10