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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 6:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:17am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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