Bell’s palsy? Church bells? Neon bells? We don’t know. Just bells

bells. BELLS. BELLLLS.

you're lucky I got you a fabric chair and you didn't have the leather one still, I'd test the suction and you'd be in for quite a squeal when you sat down in the morning.

Happy 3 years of marriage, and almost 4 years together total. It’s been a little up n’ down and round and round, but we have the sweetest little boy together, and there’s still nobody else I’d rather do life with than you. I love you!

I like to stuff my own crust.
If you get what I mean

he's lying, he ate one in sheffield when we got papajohns