Its christmas 2024 and i got a Fridgemaster MC50175A with crisper door and reversible door! What did you get

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.

it’s the i ♥♥♥♥ uncontrollably awareness week. that quick run to the toilet before you ♥♥♥♥ the bed week. yeah. that one

p.s if you genuinely go and eat a BK whilst i’m having the endoscopy, ct, or when i’m under the kneef i will be very. very. very. sad also wish you a happy christmas and a great new year. absolutely love my new piece of 34” curved monitor box. it really matches the aesthetic of the room. eye catching.

25, steak enthusiast, mentally away with the fairies. ASDASDAS

4 years, 3 of those married and a 3 year old (who is literally perfect). a ton of memories, many ups, downfalls, celebrations, smiles, tears, growth, taking the p*ss out of each other, loving each other, being mad at each other, picking each other up, listening & learning always. see, if there’s anything to be learnt, absolutely no two people have it all together, but together we’ve always had it all. (yes I stole this quote from that mug I got you as a wedding gift). not everything is as linear as some might say, things last when they’re worked upon. we’ve never given up or stopped our work. in turn we have what we do in this present moment. you know and appreciate who I am and all I do each day, and I do you all the same. we’re blessed in many ways! and eh, I think you kinda like the fact I dish out the ♥♥♥♥ I’m served on a giant platter. I’ll always have an abundance of love for you, lazyliam