After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Nē, sumimasen, anata no purofīru o mite, anata ga anata no shashin de kawaiku mieta to omottanode, watashi wa hontōni anata ni sore o tsutaetakattadesu) ) bideogēmu o ♥♥♥♥♥ iru hito o miru koto wa hontōni maredesu haha! Naze sore ga on'nanoko no kotodearu no ka, shōjiki ni itte, misandorī ni taishite hontōni sukide, sandoitchi o tsukuru kitchin ni iru no ga sukina no ka wakarimasen. Itsuka hontōni kūruna zonbigēmu de kowai shunkan ga takusan aru l 4 d 2 o purei suru hitsuyō ga arimasuga, anata o mamoru tame ni soko ni iru koto o shinpaishinaidekudasai; ) ichi ~yatsukukotohaarimasendeshitasumimasen, tō sugimashita ka? Hontōni mōshiwakearimasenga, watashi wa hontōni hazukashigariyadesu watashi wa amari gaishutsu shimasen hahasukaipu ni watashi o tsuika ♥♥♥♥♥ kudasai watashitachiha motto hanasubekidesu anata wa hontōni subarashikute tanoshīdesu xxx