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Posted: 28 Jun, 2015 @ 6:01pm

I son of Daimyo. Father geat warrior, conquered many peasants and fools! Father died honorably in battle. I was in battle with father and he saw me fight like warrior! Before father died he said, "son... you man now." I then take over. I take father's torch and plan to conquer ALL JAPAN! I train hard and study hard like father always told me too. I protect mother. Father spirit guide me to become great Daimyo! but me have bigger goals. become new shogun and all Asian women will love me! That is where my journey begin. I will no longer settle for ruling small rice field and goat. I want all rice fields and want to take over China.
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