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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:45pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:25pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:06pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:15pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:27pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:21pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:51pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:34pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:45pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:22pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:23pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 6:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:31pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 5:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 6:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:43pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:02am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:51pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 1:13pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:59pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 1:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:47pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:37pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 3:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 11:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:59pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 3:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 6:37pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 11:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:08pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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