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Recent reviews by SloppySam

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0.5 hrs on record
Couldn't make it through the first cinematic. Tried every fix. Update windows and graphics driver. Limited fps in game. lowered graphics to lowest setting. I have a new processor, a 3080 TI and plenty of RAM.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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10.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Having a dance party in the lobby with friends is fun and the soundtrack is so banger. The maps are giant puzzles that take teamwork to achieve. Monsters are challenging and scary. Highly recommend getting this game with your friends.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I don't recommend this game, yet. The optimization is poor, latency issues out the butt, and even with a 3080ti it's very pixelated. Took 3 minutes to launch the game, 5 minutes to get into the main menu, and another 6 minutes to get into game. most of the sounds are taken straight from PUBG. With some more work, I believe this game could be very fun. The concept is there, but the game play is not.
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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215.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Democracy has prevailed! Rejoin the fight today.
Posted 12 February, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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18.5 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is Max Payne meets John Wick. Do you want to jump sideways, multiple feet, while dual wielding an UZI and a double barrel Shotgun in slow motion? Then this game is for you. There are missions where you can run around and escape while killing multiple bad guys with a large variation of weapons, or take you chances doing a continuous onslaught of enemies in Endless Mode. Either way, you are jumping, sliding, kicking, shooting, and rampaging your way through enemies. 10/10
Posted 3 March, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.6 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
>kicked the democrats out of America
>no more corruption
10/10 I should be the president

*EDIT
>legalized same sex marraige
>stability drop
still 10/10 guess we'll learn from our mistakes
Posted 23 January, 2016. Last edited 23 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Turned back to put guitar up in real life.
Turn back around to see the game launched by itself.
1/10 wud not git pozezzed agin
Posted 8 January, 2016. Last edited 9 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
"okay, drop it ♥♥♥♥♥♥..."
*drops it*
"Open Up!"
*dead*
11/10 wud dy 4 no reezun agn
Posted 4 January, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
224.0 hrs on record (106.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>join a server
>ask if there is one tribe that owns everything
>If so...uninstall immediately.
>People run governments on every server and every government is communist.
>They make you live by their rules
9/11
Posted 31 October, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
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0.6 hrs on record
Never have I played a game so suspenseful and scary, that I've wanted to throw up. Great game and I recommend to anyone wanting that late night scare.
Posted 15 September, 2015.
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