MODE.AME's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:15am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:54am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:41am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:47am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 9:03pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:57am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:28am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:05pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 8:32pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 9:35pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 11:26pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:16pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 2:02am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:26am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 9:30pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:59pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:02am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 10:19pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 10:43pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:41am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:34pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:41am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:07pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:00am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:14am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:50am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:14am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:25am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:05pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 6:17am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:54pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:55pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:03am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:56am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:23pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:57am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:17am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 8:11pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:49pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 11:27pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 5:53am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 6:09am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 9:44am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 10:55pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 5:51am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 9:39am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 2:19am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

9 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

340 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30