Досягнення Ame^^ у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 0:15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 3:41

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:49

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:47

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 21:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 6:28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 16:40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 19:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 20:32

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 21:35

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 23:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 18:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 5 груд. 2018 о 2:02

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 7:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 7:26

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 21:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 18:59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 7:02

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 22:19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 22:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 3:41

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 18:34

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 3:45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 6:48

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 7:41

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 19:07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:47

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 5:00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 7:14

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 3:50

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 0:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 5:25

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 17:05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 6:17

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 17:54

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 17:00

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 17:55

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 5:03

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 4:56

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 19:23

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 3:57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 0:17

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 20:11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 16:49

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 27 трав. 2016 о 23:27

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 28 трав. 2016 о 5:53

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 30 трав. 2016 о 6:09

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 30 трав. 2016 о 9:44

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 2 черв. 2016 о 22:55

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Здобуто 28 трав. 2016 о 5:51

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 30 трав. 2016 о 9:39

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 5 груд. 2018 о 2:19

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

9 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

340 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

0 / 10

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