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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:40pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am