This game was a big part of my life. When other games grew boring, stale or 100% completed. This game was always there to goof around in. The amount of laughter and joy it brought to me will never be replicated in any other game. With that being said, Fortress is Eternal.

Here i will explain why this game will forever be the best game to exist and nearly everything I done within my 10k+ hours of this game.

Fight in the endless gravel wars.
Watched the meet the team videos multiple times.
Read every TF2 comic to learn lore.
Downloaded game.
Get hit in the face with baseballs.
Threw a meat cleaver through a wall
Expressed desire for a dispenser
Steal health packs from teammates that needed it.
Run circles around those unable to aim.
Get hit in the face with a glowing rocket.
Rained multiple rockets from above.
Embraced my inner american spirit.
Kept self in the air by blasting rockets at my feet at the exact right moment.
Hit someone with a shovel at mach 2 speeds.
Get removed from the game within a second after calling someone salty.
Burn a crowded room of people unable to stop me.
Became the very best like no one ever was in Mvm
Went to a land of sunshine and rainbows and candy fields.
Burned people through a gate.
Played tennis with explosives.
Push people off a cliff to their doom.
Shot fire out of my hands.
Killed someone by farting on them.
Became a shark.
Became best friends with a construction worker.
Bait some overconfident mercenaries into a explosive trap.
Made symbols with 14 explosive balls.
I take flight with 2 explosive balls.
Shoot someone in the air with a grenade.
Picked up a gold frying pan off the ground.
Sold a stout stako for 2 refined
Shoot a weapon for 12 seconds costing me four hundred thousand dollars.
Getting shot by every type of weaponry possible and come out alive.
Eat a sandwich to the point of being called fat.
Shared lunch with medical personnel.
Get in a relationship with medical personnel.
Make a nest of mechanical buildings in multiple areas.
Stopped self from drowning by swimming next to a square building.
Sat back and relaxed.
Get visited by a french man.
Placed teleporter exit facing right next to a death pit.
Getting thrilled on being the center of attention while keeping teammates alive.
Miss every shot.
Get called a hacker somehow.
Fooling the enemy team into thinking i'm one of them.
Sit in enemy base invisible hoping i wouldn't get found.
Psychologically torture a construction worker.
Use rockets to fly across the map to stab someone in the back.
Partook in knife fights.
Became a crab.
Got sent to Brazil.
Became a robot slaying speedrunner.
Make temporary instant friends in a second.
Forced to complete contracts for purple women.
Survived multiple fights against a buff Australian man.
Destroyed everything as a buff Australian man.
Played Fnaf.
Kicked player "in the balls"
Increased attack speed to hit things with a frying pan at light speed
Passed Intel back and forth to make the announcer have a stroke.
Launched a monkey in a rocket that crashed.
Participated/started a mass kill bind
Spray painted custom sprays onto walls.
Schadenfreude enemies and teammates alike.
Dominated 50 players at once.
Push a bomb loaded cart into a hole to make big boom.
Raced to see which can push the bomb loaded cart faster.
Had voice line only conversations.
Win/lose multiple rock paper scissors games.
Destroyed over 1 million robots.
Get sent back in time to fight with hand to hand combat.
Attempted to recreate the end of the line SFM movie.
Attempted to actually create something in sfm
Gave up and used g-mod instead.
Attempted to make my own map.
Found Easter eggs hidden in various maps.
Got multiple people stuck in a spot.
Get eaten by alligators.
Get eaten by sharks.
Played dress up for each of the nine playable classes.
Acquired Rare Items.
Acquired a bunch of useless junk.
Turned 2.33 scrap into a key.
Turned 80+ scrap into a key years later.
Traded various items for other various items.
Joined a dance mob.
Fed a seal for a half hour.
Stared at a snake.
Enjoyed various voice chat spam.
Used grapple hooks to fly around.
Actually played pass-time.
Visited a space base.
Get scared by hat wearing ghosts.
Fight a ax wielding pumpkin head.
Fight a giant floating haunted eyeball.
Fight a wizard with a explosive book.
Get rattled by a gang of skeletons.
Sent old employers to hell.
Went to hell to tell the devil that a black Scottish cyclops is coming for him next.
Became a ghost to haunt others.
Gathered souls for the same wizard who owed money to the Japanese mafia.
Get crushed by a giant mallet.
Played bumper car soccer.
Collected various ducks while driving bumper cars.
Bumper car raced across a haunted house.
Took a ride in a purgatory train.
Started a line of taunts.

And that's just the official content.
The community created things i and you can do include:
Watched Various gmod/sfm animations of the characters going on various adventures.
Fought a giant robot before Mvm existed.
Fought a giant snowman.
Fought a giant spider like robot in a room full of buzz lightyears.
Fought a laser shooting cat.
Fought robots on the moon.
Listened to a eggheads announcement before he super laser pissed on the same moon.
Had a tank dropped from a plane land directly on me.
Connected a long line of grapple hooked players.
Partook in various NSFW content.
Climbed to the top of highest tower and jumped off onto someone.
Made a tower of players.
Played jailbreak very poorly.
Having sniper duels while racing balloons.
Skated around in a ice rink.
Played a better Fnaf.
Raced around dm_mariokart.
Used a blimp to drop bombs outside of spawn rooms.
Yelled voice lines in a microphone to annoy others.
Jump across clouds and took a swim in rainbows.
Became giant to stare down tiny men.
Became really really small.
Slid in longest slides possible.
Derp around in trade servers.
Messed around with randomizer
Participated in class wars.
Placed minecraft blocks thus playing minecraft.
Build a fort with teammates while enemy team builds theirs.
Got lost in the backrooms.
Collected 7 pages to avoid slender man.
Visited Shrek's swamp.
Watched the entirety of Shrek in low quality.
Survived a nuclear explosion.
Partook in jump_academy and other various jump maps.
Lost many 1v1's in mge servers.
Combated various characters from other franchises in a 1v30 battle.
Played gun game in nuketown.
Got locked in a small house with hard to kill zombies.
Made a lawn to plant flowers to fight zombies.
Visited strange worlds that made no comprehensible sense
Recreated attack on titian.
Played Wario ware like games.
Ran through various PlayStation 1 worlds featuring spyro and crash.
Ran through various N64 worlds featuring banjo and kazooie/mario and even hyrule.
Defeated sans undertale, flowery and Mr. BIGSHOT himself.
Ran through trump tower and met the man himself.
Took flight and fought battles in a Arwing.
Conquered hardest platforming challenges possible.
Survived a haunted house.
Became bridge creature.

And many more!
There is just so much you can do in this game that you can't in other games.
And i would do it all again.

This game was a big part of my life. When other games grew boring, stale or 100% completed. This game was always there to goof around in. The amount of laughter and joy it brought to me will never be replicated in any other game. With that being said, Fortress is Eternal. Here i will explain why this game will forever be the best game to exist and nearly everything I done within my 10k+ hours of this game. Fight in the endless gravel wars. Watched the meet the team videos multiple times. Read every TF2 comic to learn lore. Downloaded game. Get hit in the face with baseballs. Threw a meat cleaver through a wall Expressed desire for a dispenser Steal health packs from teammates that needed it. Run circles around those unable to aim. Get hit in the face with a glowing rocket. Rained multiple rockets from above. Embraced my inner american spirit. Kept self in the air by blasting rockets at my feet at the exact right moment. Hit someone with a shovel at mach 2 speeds. Get removed from the game within a second after calling someone salty. Burn a crowded room of people unable to stop me. Became the very best like no one ever was in Mvm Went to a land of sunshine and rainbows and candy fields. Burned people through a gate. Played tennis with explosives. Push people off a cliff to their doom. Shot fire out of my hands. Killed someone by farting on them. Became a shark. Became best friends with a construction worker. Bait some overconfident mercenaries into a explosive trap. Made symbols with 14 explosive balls. I take flight with 2 explosive balls. Shoot someone in the air with a grenade. Picked up a gold frying pan off the ground. Sold a stout stako for 2 refined Shoot a weapon for 12 seconds costing me four hundred thousand dollars. Getting shot by every type of weaponry possible and come out alive. Eat a sandwich to the point of being called fat. Shared lunch with medical personnel. Get in a relationship with medical personnel. Make a nest of mechanical buildings in multiple areas. Stopped self from drowning by swimming next to a square building. Sat back and relaxed. Get visited by a french man. Placed teleporter exit facing right next to a death pit. Getting thrilled on being the center of attention while keeping teammates alive. Miss every shot. Get called a hacker somehow. Fooling the enemy team into thinking i'm one of them. Sit in enemy base invisible hoping i wouldn't get found. Psychologically torture a construction worker. Use rockets to fly across the map to stab someone in the back. Partook in knife fights. Became a crab. Got sent to Brazil. Became a robot slaying speedrunner. Make temporary instant friends in a second. Forced to complete contracts for purple women. Survived multiple fights against a buff Australian man. Destroyed everything as a buff Australian man. Played Fnaf. Kicked player "in the balls" Increased attack speed to hit things with a frying pan at light speed Passed Intel back and forth to make the announcer have a stroke. Launched a monkey in a rocket that crashed. Participated/started a mass kill bind Spray painted custom sprays onto walls. Schadenfreude enemies and teammates alike. Dominated 50 players at once. Push a bomb loaded cart into a hole to make big boom. Raced to see which can push the bomb loaded cart faster. Had voice line only conversations. Win/lose multiple rock paper scissors games. Destroyed over 1 million robots. Get sent back in time to fight with hand to hand combat. Attempted to recreate the end of the line SFM movie. Attempted to actually create something in sfm Gave up and used g-mod instead. Attempted to make my own map. Found Easter eggs hidden in various maps. Got multiple people stuck in a spot. Get eaten by alligators. Get eaten by sharks. Played dress up for each of the nine playable classes. Acquired Rare Items. Acquired a bunch of useless junk. Turned 2.33 scrap into a key. Turned 80+ scrap into a key years later. Traded various items for other various items. Joined a dance mob. Fed a seal for a half hour. Stared at a snake. Enjoyed various voice chat spam. Used grapple hooks to fly around. Actually played pass-time. Visited a space base. Get scared by hat wearing ghosts. Fight a ax wielding pumpkin head. Fight a giant floating haunted eyeball. Fight a wizard with a explosive book. Get rattled by a gang of skeletons. Sent old employers to hell. Went to hell to tell the devil that a black Scottish cyclops is coming for him next. Became a ghost to haunt others. Gathered souls for the same wizard who owed money to the Japanese mafia. Get crushed by a giant mallet. Played bumper car soccer. Collected various ducks while driving bumper cars. Bumper car raced across a haunted house. Took a ride in a purgatory train. Started a line of taunts. [b]And that's just the official content.[/b] The community created things i and you can do include: Watched Various gmod/sfm animations of the characters going on various adventures. Fought a giant robot before Mvm existed. Fought a giant snowman. Fought a giant spider like robot in a room full of buzz lightyears. Fought a laser shooting cat. Fought robots on the moon. Listened to a eggheads announcement before he super laser pissed on the same moon. Had a tank dropped from a plane land directly on me. Connected a long line of grapple hooked players. Partook in various NSFW content. Climbed to the top of highest tower and jumped off onto someone. Made a tower of players. Played jailbreak very poorly. Having sniper duels while racing balloons. Skated around in a ice rink. Played a better Fnaf. Raced around dm_mariokart. Used a blimp to drop bombs outside of spawn rooms. Yelled voice lines in a microphone to annoy others. Jump across clouds and took a swim in rainbows. Became giant to stare down tiny men. Became really really small. Slid in longest slides possible. Derp around in trade servers. Messed around with randomizer Participated in class wars. Placed minecraft blocks thus playing minecraft. Build a fort with teammates while enemy team builds theirs. Got lost in the backrooms. Collected 7 pages to avoid slender man. Visited Shrek's swamp. Watched the entirety of Shrek in low quality. Survived a nuclear explosion. Partook in jump_academy and other various jump maps. Lost many 1v1's in mge servers. Combated various characters from other franchises in a 1v30 battle. Played gun game in nuketown. Got locked in a small house with hard to kill zombies. Made a lawn to plant flowers to fight zombies. Visited strange worlds that made no comprehensible sense Recreated attack on titian. Played Wario ware like games. Ran through various PlayStation 1 worlds featuring spyro and crash. Ran through various N64 worlds featuring banjo and kazooie/mario and even hyrule. Defeated sans undertale, flowery and Mr. BIGSHOT himself. Ran through trump tower and met the man himself. Took flight and fought battles in a Arwing. Conquered hardest platforming challenges possible. Survived a haunted house. Became bridge creature. And many more! There is just so much you can do in this game that you can't in other games. And i would do it all again.