yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

First Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
imposed the deadline).

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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God isn't dead. He just doesn't want to get involved.
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Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya!
-- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknown
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Saffron: "He's my husband."

Mal: "Well who in the damn galaxy isn't?"
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To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for
you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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mittsquinter, adj.:
A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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