Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry
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I know how to make bread, beer, wine and love.
Holy Splitoon!
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I know what you're thinking. "You suck but you still call yourself a Smurf?" Yes, yes I do. A Smurf is a small, blue, tree-trunk dwelling man. That is exactly what I am. I'm not sure what that has to do with being bad at gaming though.

You can watch a beautiful documentary, detailing my habitat, on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHFz5z_YYgU

I am 1/2 man, 1/2 bear and 1/2 pig - Al Gore must not know my whereabouts!

I'm currently 4'3" and weigh 549 lbs... but DON'T tell me I'm overweight. I just have really big feet and hands. Even better, I've recently started overdosing on Ozempic to curb my alcoholism.

I get super stoked every time a salty comment is posted to my profile. I go to a corner and cry when a positive comment is posted. Please do the right thing. Make me cry.

Enjoy your day.
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In so few words - Buy this game. I have spent far too many hours playing and streaming this game and it is ahhmazing. On a serious note, this game is similar to Minecraft imho. That said, this plays much differently and actually has a very significant worth. I appreciate how intricate the game can become and just how much you need to constantly learn about it in order to survive. I'm almost 300 hours in and I still learn something new almost every time I turn the game on. BUY BUY BUY. This stock is hot.
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Without the magic of fire we wouldn't have forgeries to mould our guns. This is an ode to Oakwood, one of the various woods used to burn a long-lasting fire.
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Arnigan 6 nov. la 9:18 
-rep strange guy. first round in became unlikable. talks way too much
@K Batman - Awe, thanks! <3
K Batman 11 oct. la 11:34 
-rep walls
p1nyu 25 mart. la 17:24 
-rep
Kuryzuka 29 oct. 2022 la 17:47 
Hi hello yes I am here post salty comment to feed you 1cm have fun good luck growing yes
Nang 20 oct. 2022 la 19:18 
starts cheating when he is losing the match hahahaa