I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE LIFE!!! YEEEEHAAW!
𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙠𝙚? 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚.



7:39 PM - fops is now Online.
7:42 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: yellow
7:43 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: red
7:43 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: =
7:43 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: orange
7:49 PM - fops is now Away.
7:51 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: :(

7:49 PM - las sten has accepted your trade request.
7:51 PM - las sten: U GOT SHARKED KIDDO
7:50 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: SCAMMED
7:51 PM - las sten: ♥♥♥♥

7:26 PM - El JeFe: i just got a phone call and i swear it said call from ♥♥♥♥♥
7:26 PM - Ɍ | El JeFe: nvm it acutally said percy
7:26 PM - fops is now Offline.
7:26 PM - Ɍ | El JeFe: welp
7:27 PM - Ɍ | El JeFe: :c

Ɍ | El Jefe: I LOVE MILK
Ɍ | El Jefe: WOO
Ɍ | El Jefe: MILK
General Milk: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate milk

11:53 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: can i have some free socks?
11:54 PM - freesocks: can i have a day go by without someone asking me that question
11:54 PM - Ɍ | El Jefe: no

11:22 PM - Ɍ | Merry Holidays: ice cream machine broke
11:22 PM - self serve ice cream machine(Free Socks): understandable have a nice day
11:22 PM - Ɍ | Merry Holidays: also i really need some socks can you hit me up?
11:22 PM - self serve ice cream machine(Free Socks): die ♥♥♥♥♥


7:20 PM - Ɍ | El Skeleton: WOAH
7:21 PM - foptober: oh suh dude
7:36 PM - Ɍ | El Skeleton: nice gamer picture
7:36 PM - foptober: IT IS FOPTOBER
7:37 PM - Ɍ | El Skeleton: faptober*
7:37 PM - foptober: jerk off once on october 1
jerk off twice on october 2
etc
bathe in ♥♥♥ bathtub on halloween
7:38 PM - Ɍ | El Skeleton: Oh my god





My friend told me to make a funny summary so i made the first part cuz its "funny"

My trade up story, just remember this was in 2014, the prices of items were different back then

Bought "Stattrak Nova Rising skull"
traded for stattrak aug wings

Bought ak-47 case hardened field tested

ak+ aug wings for Ak-47 Vulcan well worn

traded vulcan for glock candy apple, m4 atomic alloy +ak case hardened minimal wear

atomic alloy traded into m4a1s guardian mw

traded ak-47 case hardened mw + m4 guardian for ak-47 vulcan field tested

traded usps orion + ak vulcan ft for stattrak m4a4 x-ray fn +key

traded x-ray +key for flip knife forest ddpat field tested

traded forest ddpat for flip knife boreal forest mw

traded flip knife boreal forest mw+ak vulcan ft for butterfly knife forest ddpat FT

traded butterfly knife forest ddpat for m9 bayonet forest ddpat mw

traded m9 bayonet forest ddpat for m9 bayonet stained mw

traded bayonet stained for karambit forest ddpat ft

traded karambit forest ddpat ft for butterfly knife night field tested (this took 2 months to trade the butterfly)

(did a trade up with winning bet money over the last 6 months of trading) stattrak ak-47 case hardened mw + 3 keys for bayonet stained mw

traded bayonet stained mw+butterfly knife night ft for stattrak karabit stained mw

traded stattrak karambit stained for stattrak butterfly knife slaughter field tested

(I stopped here and sold the knife on the market and recieved 310 dollars buying another knife + some games and tf2 items, currently in the process of repeating, I am more than halfway through the process! :) anyone can accomplish their dreams they just need to try, i went from 6 dollars to 320 in 1 year)