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Posted: 23 Aug, 2014 @ 8:11am

I became William the Conqueror and took over England, ruling with an iron fist.
I had multiple lovers and was feared as a brave warrior.
I only had two illnesses that went away shortly, and was only injured once.
I had a large army at my disposal that helped me claim the Holy Roman Empire.
I had numerous Popes killed just because I felt like it.
I had over 20 kids with one woman.
I planned to take rest of the Kingdom of France, but a 16 year old Princess stood in my way.
I failed an assassination on the Princess.
The Princess didn't fail the assassination on me.

The 60 year old Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, King of England, and soon-to-be King of France was killed by a 16 year old girl.

I also married my 16 year old daughter and had 5 kids.

420/10 will rule again.
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