"The inside of your mouth tastes just like TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN PRISON, SCUM. " - Misaka Mikoto

"When you need to cry and the tears don't come, you realize how edgy you've become. " - Misaka Mikoto

"One time my dad made me a pumpkin pie, but it didn't really taste like anything. Mostly because it actually was nothing. My dad has never made me anything, but be a hateful son. Eat ♥♥♥♥, dad." - Sethie Poo

"You the kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ who suck ♥♥♥♥ for bus money, and walk home." - DemolitionD+

"Be thankful that I'm not God. " - Laurent de Faible Texturé

"Girls aren't mean, they're evil. Two completely different things." - KuroiInazuma

"If you hold down control, you can just speedrun the whole game in two minutes and three seconds. Thats all the time I need. " - O_G_Doug

"If you move your fingers well enough that you are able to pass this game, you will be able to satisfy your girlfriend." - Nexiu

Desmond deleted the good stuff R.I.P.