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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:28am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:09am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:43am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:43am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:32am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:32am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:41am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 11:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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