Analconda
Blacksburg, Virginia, United States
 
 
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Rules & Links:

• If I don't know you / I've never played with you / we have nothing in common, don't even bother sending a Friend Invite.
• If you wish to trade with me, send me an offer here.
• If you have a private profile / not set up profile / [unassigned] for a name, sincerely & kindly ♥♥♥♥ off.
Do not invite me for Counter-Strike if I'm purely online or especially, in another game. I'm a player who needs more than 20mins of warm-up before a competitive game, so ask me if I have an hour or more to spend with you first. Invite me too many times, and you'll get deleted. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Disobey even one of the above, and you won't be missed at all.
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Random Chats:

Jay: The question is, though... Can you respect something you don't understand?...
...
G: Well, yes.
Jay: But not fully, though.
G: How did that thought emerge in the first place?
Jay: Oh, you know. Was arguing with a friend about my gaming addiction & bad sleeping habits. And I wanted to tell him: I don't expect you to understand. I expect you to respect my habits & hobbies.
G: No, you expected him to respect you, as a person. And therefore, your decisions.
Jay: But you respect someone, based on their decisions...
G: ...
Jay: ...

Gear & More:

Mouse: Logitech G502 Proteus Core
Pad: SteelSeries Qck+
Headset: HyperX Cloud
Controller: DualShock 4
Monitor: Samsung SyncMaster P2770HD (60Hz, 27")
Steering Wheel: Logitech Driving Force GT

Black Ops Zombies - Personal Bests:

[l] Kino Der Toten: Round 45
[l] Ascension: Round 41
[l] Der Riese: Round 37
[l] "Five": Round 33
[l] Shi No Numa: Round 27
[l] Nacht Der Untoten: Round 21
[ll] Nuketown: Round 35
[ll] Town: Round 32
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Analconda 14 Feb @ 6:51am 
XDDD
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measure it!!!!
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time to mine