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Blimey mate. First time I found out about 'tis game I wanted it, immediately, 'cus I was a big Skyrim fan. Truth 'b told, 'tis game ain't Skyrim, it may have a part of Skyrim in it, but it ain't the same thing. The first 100 hours were interesting, but after that, I couldn't force meself to play it anymore, it became so repetitive and boring I just didn't enjoy it. The quests consist of goin there bringin that you SON OF A PUTRID RAISIN THAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUTSIDE IN THE BLOODY SUN TO SOAK UP IT'S GLORIOUS RADIATION. If yer into that kind of stuff, go ahead, get the game. 100h well spent, everything beyond that, no good. Oh and another boner destroyer in this game is the DLC's. See ye cannae jus normally buy DLC's you have to buy in-game currency and with it buy the DLC's which is stupid and the ♥♥♥♥ responsible for it should be fed with honey till he turns into a bloody bear, no joke. His lack of incompetence should been noted.

Was a good game though I predicted the plot twist quarter the way through the main story which surprisingly didn't suck as much ass I thought it would, you know from all the negative things said about it in the past, but who am I to judge a book by its cover, ehh a game in this scenario. None the less the combat was interesting and for me personally, after a certain point the game got too easy and turning up the difficulty meter just didn't cut it. One good thing I can say about the game is the insane amount of content and options when talking to NPC's, granted the given options tend to be misleading sometimes, but they're there. The bugs in the game were a good distraction from the constant worry of Bush flying another one of his holographic planes into my backyard. Overall I do suggest this game to anyone who was a fan of Skyrim, while it is not the same thing, it does feel like Skyrim in a nuked apocalyptic dirty ass future.

Ahh, this game was a masterpiece. Not as good as skyrim though, it lacked freedom in my eyes, just like in real life hehe amiright. *cough* Anyways the story was breathtaking and the lenght of it was very satisfying. The bit where I had to find that pan for that one old hag was interesting as well, among other side quests.
The game broke a lot of ethical boundaries which is always welcomed in my book, though it didn't have enough gay characters, BOO SUCKS, jk, the game was fine none the less lol. I do suggest it to everyone. Also CDProjectRed is the best game devolping comany in the world, su-perb.

♥♥♥♥ daug, might be the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I've ever player, hell I'd even say it's my favorite. From skyrim normal edition and special edition I have around 400h and it's time well spent in my eyes. ♥♥♥♥ those who say skyrim sucks. Honestly such a masterpiece, this game made me fall in love in gaming and without it I'd be probably be still playing Minecraft, not saying that Minecraft was a bad game though hehe.
That's my review. Remember, suck ♥♥♥♥ and #BushDid911