By Rick , you mean you

A few years ago I knew a guy named Rick. I visited his house one day and went to the garage to get a beer from his extra fridge then I saw a two toolboxes. one was labeled “daddys fun box” so of course I thought it’d have some bdsm ♥♥♥♥ but it only had a drill, a metal spike, and a mini mallet. After Rick had a few beers I asked him what the box was for and he said he used to desecrate statues with his mini penis. he Said no real person wants someone with a 2 inch ween so he drills a hole into the buttocks of certain statues, uses the spike and mallet to smooth it out and sticks his micro ween in there and uses his diy fleshlight till he fills the hole with his delicate juices. Rick told me one time when he tried to pull out of one of the statues a ridge in the hole caught onto his foreskin of his tip but he kept pulling out and he screamed in agony as half of his tip was painfully torn from the flesh of his shaft, hence why he uses the spike and mallet to smooth it out.

Degenerates, all of you

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