Recent reviews by Rexarn

I played through this game on PC with my friend while he was on Xbox and, man. I have nothing to be mad about. The story was refreshing for every new level/world and it always kept us on our toes wondering what was coming next. We stayed up to 5 am two days in a row to finish it all! I love how the levels look, nothing is bland and the soundtrack is great. We kept on saying "Game of the year" to each-other over and over. MUST PLAY!! 10/10!!!

There, i completed it. It took me 3 days.
I think it was mainly a good game but some parts are way too dark and cramped, the environment is not too detailed and everything just goes into a mush as a result.
The vision goggles were very grainy so i had a hard time finding where to go and died many times cause i could not see the enemies. (I do not wear glasses and have good eyesight)

I think the objectives are unclear, i basically had to have a walkthrough on my second monitor at all times which was very annoying, this could have easily been fixed by having the objectives highlighted (like the buttons on the walls sometimes were, or better yet; if you wandered around and acted lost i justify Duke could have gave subtle hints?)
I got some bugs and managed to softlock myself many times, which was hard to understand at times since the objectives are not clear. Upon walking around the whole scene 5 times a trigger might just actually fire or you just go ahead and reload the checkpoint in desperation.

The weapons are... Unbalanced? I do not expect a basic enemy to eat almost half the magazine of ROCKET THROWING fist (guns)?
Also, once 2 enemies gang up on you; you can basically kiss your own ass goodbye. Their fire rate is way too high and because of your own lack of health (ego) you basically die instantly if you have to reload, it does not scale accordingly to the enemies difficulty and health. I may be a casual player but i do not expect to get my ass handed to me on normal like this.
I think the story was alright albeit kinda lackluster and badly explained. Why do we have to fight aliens in the first place and what do they have to do with a dam and why does a dam explosion cause them to leave?

The game is not worth it for full price but consider getting it in a sale. Duke is a very funny guy but between all these bugs and almost unfair gameplay his jokes do not justify 20 euros. Maybe 12 or 10.
Kick bubblegum and eat ass i guess.
Sincerely, Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

Drunk fun!

I love South Park. I've had this game pirated and i wanted to buy it and play it again to show my support for this game that just feels like a regular episode!

This game was amazing. It was the Portal 3 we never got.
The graphics were vibrant and the textures had very good quality. I played it on Very High.
I played it in one feel swoop and i really enjoyed it!
It took me 8 hours to beat, i've played both Portal 1 and 2 before.

No u

This is probably the worst experience i have EVER gotten in a game, my friend has nagged me to get it and i finally did; but in the first 30 minutes the game has insta crashed 4 TIMES! (my specs are good enough, 70fps)
Do not get this piece of Scheiße. It is so bad that rockstar even abandoned it.

It is pretty fun IF you have a group of friends. This game sucks by yourself and is just like DayZ.

All of a sudden i felt like buying this game because i just wanted to see how it is, i love the cyberpunk / 50's feel but the wierdest thing of all is; I am so used to getting a game, play for 20 mins to an hour, getting bored and not touching it for atleast half a year, but this game actually had me GLUED to my chair and can't stop playing.

I really enjoy this game even though my computer has a very hard time running it at around 25 fps average,
It has an interesting story that justifies it a little bit, there is literally SO much stuff to explore and so many characters to talk and interact with, all with their own personalities and comments on your actions.
The difficulty can be hard at times but remember to quick-save (ALOT (lost so much progress..)) and you'll be fine.
6.9/10 - very recommend

I mean, yeah. fallout 4, sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe sh*t xD

I've played this game for an hour or so, and it's pretty cool. I haven't noticed anything gamebreaking. It's a unity game, but it's a good one! Damn, i need a joint.