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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 483.0 hrs on record (413.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 31 Mar, 2013 @ 9:16am
Updated: 16 Oct, 2014 @ 10:20am

Come on, you want some, you ponsies!?

Killing Floor, It's a game where you other londoners, or a robot, or a chicken, or a robot chicken duke it out against the twisted creations of Horzine Biotech, an ethically corrupt company, whos CEO, Kevin Clamely has gone mad and unleashed hell upon the streets of London, and the surrounding towns and cities.

It's you, your rag-tag bunch of survivors, a Trader, and whatever burning, lacerating, exploding, hole-punching devices you can put between you and the science gone wrong that's coming at you from all sides, with a taste for the flesh on your face.

There are seven classes, referred to as perks for you to choose from:

The Field Medic, whos armour comes cheap, lasts a lot longer and runs around fast as ♥♥♥♥, your role is to keep everyone else standing, but with the right setup, you become a powerful offensive unit as well.

The Support specialist, who can carry more weight, and is lethal with a shotgun of any kind, the support specialist can also weld doors quicker and carry a lot more grenades than most other classes

The Sharpshooter, I don't think there's much to say here, Pistols, Rifles, Crossbows and Headshots, We all know someone who's obsessed with sniping, get that bastard to do some sniping for you.

The Commando, who can see the cloaked enemies as clear as day, as well as reload faster than anybody else, The commando makes best use of assault rifles, and is pretty good with many other weapons too.

The Berserker, the mad bastard who we all know must kill everything with a Katana, we all know one, and if you don't know one... It's probably you, The Berserker can run quickly, and is lethal with Melee weapons, The Berserker also cannot be grabbed by clots, which is very handy in a pinch.

The Firebug, is the arsonist of the group, if it catches fire, it dies of horrible burns, and lets face it, there's nothing like the smell of napalm and burning flesh in a morning, The Firebug also gets damage resistance to fire, which is useful for dealing with Husks

The Demolitions Expert, fire, bullets and blades are fine, but blowing something the ♥♥♥♥ up is a hell of a lot more entertaining, people who take on the demolitions perk can carry more grenades, and get more damage out of all explosive weapons, they also get some damage resistance to explosives, but that doesn't mean you're invulnerable to them, be careful.

I had to cut this short, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ limitations, Play it, it's good.
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