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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 168.7 hrs on record (128.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Aug, 2015 @ 10:38am
Updated: 3 Aug, 2015 @ 10:39am

CS:GO Review
The franchise has taught generations of kids that you run faster with a knife.

This game taught me that an imaginary knife is worth more than a real one.

So i guess the game is all about... Knives? I mean... Gaben loves knives, right?

Also there's that mini-game where 10 people fighting over stacks of boxes in the midddle of no where.

And there's also the big league where you'll be playing against aimbotting Norwegian teenagers who communicate telepathically.
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ReconMcDerp 4 Aug, 2015 @ 6:16am 
rite
Ribs 4 Aug, 2015 @ 6:04am 
*consumer
ReconMcDerp 4 Aug, 2015 @ 5:58am 
where silvers are the one with loaded inventories that worth thousands of dollars, while global elites have like civilian grade weapons
Ribs 4 Aug, 2015 @ 4:10am 
100% educational, unlike TF2, this game has actual educational value.

Every victory is a true reflection of your skills

And every defeat is lag's fault.
Hades 4 Aug, 2015 @ 3:20am 
10/10 review
ReconMcDerp 3 Aug, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
this game also teaches you Russian