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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:50pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:47am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:29pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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