The Great Ranchero
Rancherino   United States
 
 
>Still plays Halo 2 20 years after release :MCCHELMET:

BUILD:

OS: Window, singular, missing one glass pane
GPU: No clue but the box has a car on it
CPU Chipset: Dorito
CPU Cooler: The same oscillating fan your grandmother has
Motherboard: Photo of my mummy
Case: Soggy cardboard box with an X written on the top in scented marker
Keyboard: 2x4 with my house key taped on the top
Mouse: A white mouse with the tail jammed into a USB port
Headset: A wire phone from the 90's taped to the side of my head.
Chair: 5-gallon bucket
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
Recent Activity
25 hrs on record
last played on 26 Feb
48 hrs on record
last played on 26 Feb
1,246 hrs on record
last played on 26 Feb
plays with cheaters.:steamthumbsdown:
The Great Ranchero 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am 
Other than having a tiny member and taking to many breaks to tug the hog, he aight.
Evil Fred Durst 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am 
0/10 penis too small
Washed Von Washedenstein 5 Sep, 2024 @ 8:45pm 
his friend garvin looks a lot like marchel
enia 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am 
drunk as hell rn listening to ♥♥♥♥ so fire just thought you should know
Lo-Pan 3 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm 
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