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Just Drift It !

Cancer !
Cancer !
Cancer !
Cancer !
Cancer !

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -

☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- - - [ Price/quality: ] - - -

☑ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Consider to buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirments: ] - - -

☐ 90's PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulity set)
☐ Hard
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

- - - [ Game time/length ] - - -

☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☑ Endless

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☑ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing
☐ Fantastic!

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -

☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Better than mobile
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Comments:

A classic game, and tons of fun!

Casual mode is a great experience, full of fun maps, gamemodes, and many classes that can be played different ways depending on your playstyle.

However, some of the community is quite toxic. Some players insist on not fighting and just squatting or dancing around the map, calling themselves "friendlies" and getting mad if you kill them. They disadvantage their team by taking up player slots that could be filled with contributing players, and are a general nuisance.

Also, on a particular map, Hightower, players will sometimes tell you not to complete the map objective, desiring instead to run around aimlessly and kill people without end. If you try to complete the objective anyway, you will either receive little help, get cussed at, or kicked from the lobby.

Thankfully, these types of players are the exception, and while they do subtract from the fun, they are not in great enough numbers to ruin it. I've met many nice people playing this game, and made some good friends along the way.

Competitive mode is fun, but sadly unplayable at this point. The ranking system is completely broken, making it impossible to level up without winning an inordinate amount of matches. There are also a unfortunately large amount of cheaters, and unlike in other game modes, players can't be kicked from the lobby. For these reasons few people play this game mode at all. I recommend you stay clear or it.

Man Vs. Machine mode is very fun. It is enjoyable to play and fight waves of invading robots, but can get a little tedious with time if you don't take a break from it after awhile.

Community servers vary, but are often fun for a little while

Here is a checklist of stuff you should try:

-Complete all the achievements (516 of them!)
-Complete all the contracts!
-Get to Level 150, Tier 8 in Casual mode
-Do one Tour of Duty each for all available tours
-Explore all the different community servers.

I hope this review helps! Please upvote it if you found it helpful.

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -

☑ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☑ Kids
☑ Everyone
☑ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- - - [ Price/quality: ] - - -

☐ Free
☑ Buy now
☐ Consider to buy it
☐ Worth the price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirments: ] - - -

☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulity set)
☐ Hard
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

- - - [ Game time/length ] - - -

☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☑ Endless

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☑ Amazing
☐ Fantastic!

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -

☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Better than mobile
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished


I hope this review helps! Please upvote it.

Cancerrrrrrrr But I Love It :D