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Recent reviews by patché

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2 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
She exist.
Posted 16 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
47.5 hrs on record
It's a great game but mandatory UbiConnect sucks. This goes to all the modern Far Cry games except for 2 and maybe 1.
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.0 hrs on record
I like numbers.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
Would you like to make a generous donation to this DUBIOUS DLC?

C'mon, look into your heart and dig DEEP into those pockets.
Posted 25 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
yar harr fiddle dee dee~ if you love to sail the seas, you are a pirate
Posted 10 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
sega why you ripping off your buyers???
Posted 23 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.1 hrs on record
Crappy PC port, control mapping is so horrendous I don't know who thought making both B and X the spin dash and LB and RB the camera controls (inverted by the way) is such a great idea, and control inputs are so delayed to the point where Sonic keeps running off the ledge rather then just simply jumping even though I was mashing the jump button numerous times. I heard a lot of people said it's better to mod it but I generally dislike games where I have to use third-party modifications just to make it playable for a long run.
Posted 12 June, 2023.
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62.4 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Been replaying Wolfenstein 2 recently just to try and 100% achievement run it and so far I'm having a blast. The gameplay is smooth, the HUD designs are great, and the story may be a bit cheesy and mediocre but I don't really mind it at all.

Also, make sure your Steam client's language is set to English because apparently it will cause the game to crash with the crash dump message whenever I check the journal to see if I'm missing any collectibles/checking the map. And make sure to turn off Async as well just in case. This is not a guarantee solution but it works on my end.
Posted 8 January, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
16.8 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Putting a positive review on here just for the nomination badge of 2022.

If you like SWAT or any tactical shooter games, this game is for you. It's pretty much SWAT but with better graphics & lighting and more realistic combat situations that you'll most likely encounter throughout the gameplay.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
At first I thought the game was actually gonna be great with the graphics and the surreal atmosphere it presented itself until later on during the story, I found out two characters Leonard and Irving are pedophile apologists and the other one is blaming Rachel for being a victim of pedophilia.

I'm not sure how the developers are trying to express their views on a sensitive topic, but if they're trying to show an anti-pedophile symbolism then they are doing a pretty horrible job at representing it from what I'm seeing.

Definitely do not get this game if you're very sensitive to this topic and it's not worth the full price of getting it since you can pretty much 100% this game in under 2-3 hours no less.
Posted 20 June, 2022.
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