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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 142.4 hrs on record (59.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Feb, 2024 @ 4:42pm

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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105 Comments
windows 7 24 Jan @ 5:22am 
may liberty guide you
King Malaka 9 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19am 
Bugs should be Ark, you know how many enemies send you into the sky after you accidentally come to close. Bile titans especially are buggy, not one update has made them bearable to kill, shoot one and it will spas out and flatten you. Great game though.
Farbi 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:10am 
@shadeaflame Cringelord Crydivers invading the reviews once again.
shadeaflame 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45pm 
May Super Earth Burn
Noobis Lenguine 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08pm 
@Corbin Soilder grandma will fight for democracy, whether she likes it or not
Synthetic Xenomorph 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
EXCUSE ME? THE GRANDMA OPTION IS SELECTED?
John 15 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am 
bro gained 718900 steam points from this review.....
crockette7 19 May, 2024 @ 4:31am 
LET XBOX JOIN THE FIGHT FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!!!
LaZy_TriggeR 13 May, 2024 @ 12:35am 
atm 180 countries on the blacklist, Sony has not done yet.
call orbital negative review strike
AsenFilipov 10 May, 2024 @ 11:17am 
170+ countries are still restricted from spreading democracy because they do not have access to PSN.