Recent reviews by _bk

Good game

Devs just announced that the "BETA" phase of DayZ is coming soon... This ♥♥♥♥ has been in alpha for 4 years... Devs you tell me what soon means.

10/10 Best game of when my computer will blackscreen Bethesda has made yet.

When I heard about this game coming out, I was eager to see what crazy and new things they would set their minds to for this one... I shouldn't have been. This game had so much potencial that was thrown away as fast as my love for this game.

Pro's:
-Butt Smash
-Lazer Guns
-Alot More Bosses and Not Mini-Bosses (Not Just Ones Like Knuckledragger, BoomBewm, Flynt, etc.)
-Low Gravity Fun
-Cryo.
-New Thing to Worry About When Battling-(ish): Oxygen
-Grinder Feature
-Money Now Has a Use Since You Get Better Guns From Shops
-Semi-Fulfilling Ending... Semi-...
-When You Get To Say "Dead Guy Says You're a ♥♥♥♥" and Watching His Reaction (Those Who Actually Did Side-Quests Would Know What I'm Talking About)

Con's:
-Drop Rates of Oranges is Just Downright, Horribly, Sadistically Low
-Most Bosses, You Won't Ever See Again 'Cuz No Respawns Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay t(T_Tt)
-Blues Were Better Than Alot of Oranges (Mainly Aiming At The Shock Pistol With 100% Acuracy and Shot Lazers Making Nisha Beyond OP)
-Nisha: Ability + Dual Vladof/Lazer Pistol= Deffinition of OP
-Season Pass Not Worth It (Not Nearly The Ammount You Would Get With It On BL2)
-Not Much Replay Value (This Depends On Whether Or Not You Found The Story Build-up To The End Worth It)
-Alot Less Things To Kill
-Dialogue Not Very Satisfying (You Want To Hear Random Mumbling?[Pre Sequel] Or You Want To Hear "Seeeeeeeeeeemennnnnnnn?"[BL2])
-The Accent Get's Annoying On The Caricatures After A While (Especcially On The Kid)
-Final Boss Too Easy (Not Saying Warrior Was Any Better But Still)

It has many glitches (hence alfa stage) but it still is oddly fun to play even you are instantly killed after 20 minutes of gameplay whether from getting pounced by a canibal causing you to fly across map, falling out of map, giving up because every time you try to go home you swim on land, starvation because all of your food disappeared after loading the game up again, and many other glitched reasons. Though, due to the infinite-flare-gun glitch, after dying once and getting sent to the cave, you are practically invincible against the canibals so that just leaves you with surviving the various glitched parts of the game. All-in-all it's still a really fun and intriguing game to play even with its glitched parts and I'd deffinitely reccomend it to anyone who takes interest in Horror, Survival, Humor (some of the glitches can be pretty funny), and adventure.