QrankyQrow
Carl Donato   United States Minor Outlying
 
 
Where do crows go to get drunk?
A crow-bar

What is a crow’s favourite game?
Crow-quet

What do crows drink to stay awake?
Caw-fee

Why was the crow on the telephone wire?
To make a long distance caw

What do you call an albino crow?
Caw-casian

Where do teen crows go after high-school?
Caw-llege

What is a crow’s favourite magazine?
Caw-smopolitan

Where do crows go to listen to live music?
Caw-ncerts

What is a crow’s favourite vegetable?
Caw-liflower

What do crows wear on Halloween?
Caw-stumes

Who brings presents to crows at Christmas?
Santa Caws

What do crows use to waterproof their nests?
Caw-king

How did the nervous crow proceed?
With caw-tion

Who was the criminal crow running from?
The cawps
Comments
The Last Name 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm 
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past
Stratagist 8 Apr, 2021 @ 1:33am 
meep
QrankyQrow 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:59am 
no u
TheRubyRaven 12 Feb, 2021 @ 7:11am 
Smells Like Beef In Here. :karasu:
QrankyQrow 4 Jan, 2017 @ 5:05pm 
yes
nessu :3 3 Jan, 2017 @ 6:53pm 
I commented am i cool now?