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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:36pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:46pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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