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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 21:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 10 dec. 2021 la 23:49

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 21:15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 14 febr. 2022 la 1:13

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 2:16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 2:52

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 19:27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 21:09

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 22:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2021 la 0:30

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2021 la 1:34

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2021 la 23:04

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 14 dec. 2021 la 22:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 1:43

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 23:41

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 5 mart. 2023 la 17:45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 10 ian. 2022 la 8:43

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 6 ian. 2022 la 21:45

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 20:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 23:21

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 24 dec. 2021 la 4:40

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 20:57

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 16 dec. 2021 la 3:21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 19 mai 2022 la 10:23

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 11 dec. 2021 la 0:11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 20:40

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 25 ian. 2022 la 2:39

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 10 ian. 2022 la 8:09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2021 la 6:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 11 dec. 2021 la 0:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 21:15

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 22:02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 10 ian. 2022 la 20:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 1 ian. 2023 la 9:20

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 16:59

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 5 mart. 2023 la 18:36

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 6:32

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 4 mart. 2023 la 19:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 6:58

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 8:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 25 nov. 2021 la 6:51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 8:20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2021 la 22:57

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 7:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 7 ian. 2022 la 8:10

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 11 dec. 2021 la 0:21

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2021 la 8:20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 10 ian. 2022 la 20:13

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2022 la 0:10

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2022 la 0:05

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Obținută la 17 dec. 2021 la 22:18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 20:16

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 12 dec. 2021 la 2:20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 25 ian. 2022 la 5:25

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 27 dec. 2021 la 21:29

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 29 dec. 2021 la 1:30

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 29 dec. 2021 la 3:27

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 30 dec. 2021 la 11:07

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 25 ian. 2022 la 19:53

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 17 mai 2023 la 21:46

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Obținută la 29 dec. 2021 la 0:30

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 29 dec. 2021 la 1:54

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2023 la 20:00

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 29 dec. 2021 la 22:37

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2022 la 8:42

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 11 ian. 2022 la 21:35



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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