Dave // 48 // GiffGaffGaming // Swindon
Hi, I'm Dave from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ autoglass repair, got a chip in your windscreen? Well you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat my chips I'll ♥♥♥♥ out on your doorstep, I'm gonna be honest I ain't here to mess around, I play counter strike 24 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 when I'm not pritt sticking people's windscreens together, rolling norty 5 foot javelins in the parking lot or snorting petrol. I'm a top tier auto glass global gamer and my whole setup is entirely resourced from old cars I hauled from the tip, for example my monitor is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fiat punto 550's door with a window stuck in it, dunno how it works but that's beside the point. I also use a gearstick to play which slots in nicely with my DX Racer Dirty Dave Drives edition I made myself, I basically sit in a car and play, you know one of those red fisher price ones you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about in kindergarten. Before I play a game with my team ("Chips and Cracks "sponsored by autoglass themselves) I have a ritual I like to indulge in. This typically involves me snipping off three pubes, dunking them in unleaded diesel then eating them, helps me maintain my oil levels while playing and also lowers your cholesterol, I also like to inject brake fluid into my arms so I don't get any friction when I flick (I'm main awper dave). Cheers.

Summary:
Name: Dave Bronson
Team: Chips and Cracks
Favourite Weapon: Auto(glass) Sniper
Favourite Map: aim_clutchcontrol_gearstick
Rank: Windscreen Washer
Favourite Drink: Lighter Fluid
Favourite Outfit: My raunchy red jumpsuit I wear to work.
Highlight of my year: Getting awarded "Gear Grinder of the Season" by the legendary PetrolHead Phillip (I keep my golden gearstick in my glass vault in the attic - of course sourced from chips in your windscreen).

Cheers for viewing my profile and have a nice day, for a 20% discount on autoglassskins.CSGOREPAIRS.org use code DBRONSON and we can fix a chip in your AK free of charge.