Dave // 48 // GiffGaffGaming // Swindon
Hi, I'm Dave from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ autoglass repair, got a chip in your windscreen? Well you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat my chips I'll ♥♥♥♥ out on your doorstep, I'm gonna be honest I ain't here to mess around, I play counter strike 24 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 when I'm not pritt sticking people's windscreens together, rolling norty 5 foot javelins in the parking lot or snorting petrol. I'm a top tier auto glass global gamer and my whole setup is entirely resourced from old cars I hauled from the tip, for example my monitor is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fiat punto 550's door with a window stuck in it, dunno how it works but that's beside the point. I also use a gearstick to play which slots in nicely with my DX Racer Dirty Dave Drives edition I made myself, I basically sit in a car and play, you know one of those red fisher price ones you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about in kindergarten. Before I play a game with my team ("Chips and Cracks "sponsored by autoglass themselves) I have a ritual I like to indulge in. This typically involves me snipping off three ♥♥♥♥♥, dunking them in unleaded diesel then eating them, helps me maintain my oil levels while playing and also lowers your cholesterol, I also like to inject brake fluid into my arms so I don't get any friction when I flick (I'm main awper dave). Cheers.

Summary:
Name: Dave Bronson
Team: Chips and Cracks
Favourite Weapon: Auto(glass) Sniper
Favourite Map: aim_clutchcontrol_gearstick
Rank: Windscreen Washer
Favourite Drink: Lighter Fluid
Favourite Outfit: My raunchy red jumpsuit I wear to work.
Highlight of my year: Getting awarded "Gear Grinder of the Season" by the legendary PetrolHead Phillip (I keep my golden gearstick in my glass vault in the attic - of course sourced from chips in your windscreen).

Cheers for viewing my profile and have a nice day, for a 20% discount on autoglassskins.CSGOREPAIRS.org use code DBRONSON and we can fix a chip in your AK free of charge.