what the heller

Wow, I really wanna be this dudes girlfriend!
He’s so cool and nice. He complains about how all women are the same a lot, which I think is super hot;)
He calls ladies dishwashers (great sense of humor! Super original and clever)
And he’s even charismatic! He opens doors for women and compliments them in hopes they will have sex with him! What a genius
And he’s such a good person. I mean... of course he’s not nice to men and ugly women! They’re not potential sex partners! But he’s very respectful of women. Hot women who he wants to sleep with, that is!
I, a petite Japanese woman with huge breasts, am incredibly attracted to him